pussyenvyfetish:

It’s a good thing I can keep my sword here and have both hands free. That’s a huge survival advantage in the jungle.

What’s the matter, you can’t store your sword in your underwear? Oh that’s right, your penis gets in the way, like it always does. Seriously, I can feel the blade rub up right against my crotch where my penis would be, but it doesn’t hurt me at all because I don’t have one.

How do you even survive with that thing in the way all the time? If you tried to wade in the water, your penis would dip in the water like a worm… a fish could bite it, maybe kill you from venom or infection. On top of that, it gets in the way when walking, and your balls are such a huge weakness.

I am so, so, SO thankful I wasn’t born with a pathetic weak spot like you were! My life is easier because my crotch is smooth, streamlined, efficient, and comfortable.

pussyenvyfetish:

Look at those fucking latex panties.

Look at how tight it’s squeezing the front of her crotch. It’s stretched so tight and so smooth, you can even see a reflection in it.

It’s so tight, I bet it would feel firm if you tapped the front of her crotch. In fact, if you kicked her in the crotch, she would probably feel even less pain than normal, because the tension in the panties would absorb some of the blow. Not that she needs any protection anyway.

Every inch of those panties are hugging tight against her smooth flesh. It’s perfectly comfortable for her. She can walk, run, do anything she wants to in them.

Could you imagine if you tried to squeeze into those? Oh, the pain you’d be in. Your nuts would be squashed right up against your pubic bone, causing excruciating pain. Your penis would be partially bulging out the top, dangling like toothpaste squeezed out of the tube. And if you got hit in the nuts? When they’re already under so much pressure? You’d be in so much pain you might die. If you’re lucky.

Imagine yourself kneeling on the floor in pain with her standing over you, laughing. She slams her crotch into your face, giving you a nosebleed. She cackles with delight. Your crotch is a weak spot. Not only is her crotch NOT a weak spot, it’s so tough she can use it as a weapon.

She “teabags” you in the face again and again, slamming her crotch into your face, laughing while you cradle your swollen, aching balls.

And in that moment, you once again truly understand just how inferior you are.

pussyenvyfetish:

Yeah, it’s true I don’t have a penis, but you know what? I don’t need one. Sure, boys can pee standing up, but walking is so much more comfortable for girls.

Not only is it comfortable, sometimes it even feels erotic…

Just look at my crotch. It’s so clean and smooth and wet and sensitive. Picture me walking, my thighs lubricated by that warm soapy water, just sliding, squeaking against my smooth crotch, stimulating my clit and getting me all excited.

I can get even more excited when I walk crossing my legs each time. You boys can’t even walk like that because your penis and balls get in the way. You would crush your balls each step.

You think having a penis is so great, yet you can’t even walk properly. Not only can I walk however I want, I can get horny doing it. 

Who’s better off now?

pussyenvyfetish:

I can feel it go all the way in, past my tattoo…!

God, these sensations are awesome. I’m so glad I was born with a vagina and I get to experience this. If I was a boy, I wouldn’t have a hole there, and I’d never know what it feels like to have something reach deep inside me, fill me up, stretch me from the inside.

Unf…it’s so good! I feel so lucky… My poor boyfriend doesn’t even know what he’s missing…

pussyenvyfetish:

I had to put on some lotion, so I just plopped down on this ledge without a care in the world.

I just realized that if I had balls, I might have just severely injured myself. My whole body weight would have jammed them right into this ledge corner. Or what if I sat on the tip of my dick and pinched it against the stone? Hell, maybe the wedge would have split my balls apart, one going up, one going down!

It seems like that would hurt like hell….

Oh well, who cares! I don’t have balls and I never will, so why even bother thinking about it?

pussyenvyfetish:

I can hold this pose with no fear or anxiety whatsoever.

I can open up my crotch to the sky, just inviting things to hit me there, because I know it won’t hurt at all.

Life is so good for me, I have trouble even imagining a weak spot there. The whole concept is strange to me, because obviously, I’ve never had balls; my brain never had to form the association of crotch = weak spot. Whereas that apparently comes natural to you.

Don’t you understand? Not only do I not have a weak spot there, I’ve never had to think of it that way a day in my life!

To me, it’s like any other area of my body. No vulnerability, no weakness, no fear. You poor boys. I don’t know what I did to deserve having it so good.

pussyenvyfetish:

You boys want to know why this is my favorite position for pictures?

Because I love showing off how I don’t have a weakness that you have. It makes me feel powerful.

I’m completely exposing my crotch; you could slap me there, kick me there, and it still wouldn’t do a damn thing to me. Whereas you could be wearing clothes, but all I have to do is tap you there and you’re down!

Get it into your heads, boys: I don’t have a penis. I don’t have balls. You can never hurt me like I can hurt you.

Your balls are shackles that weigh you down, and I have been liberated. Look at my flat crotch, and understand that it makes me forever superior to you.