Luba Shumeyko folds her legs with her heel driving right into her crotch.
That’s exactly where her penis and balls would be if she had them.
Xenia Mostikova is able to do this beautiful pose because she can support her whole body on the front of her crotch.
If she had a penis and balls, she’d never be able to experience that.
Lucky for her, she doesn’t.
Xenia Mostikova is able to do the splits, pressing her crotch right against the ground.
If she had a penis and balls, they’d be crushed.
Kristen Stewart pretends to adjust penis
Kristen Stewart pretends to adjust penis
Girls never have to readjust their junk, EVER. it’s always smooth and flat and comfortable.
Watch as Kristen Stewart pretends to adjust her nonexistent penis.
In reality, she’ll never, ever have to deal with that discomfort and embarrassment in her life.
Look at what she’s able to do.
She can put almost all her body weight on the front of her crotch and she’s totally fine.
If you were in that position, your nuts would be in such severe and constant pain, you might die of shock.
It’s like life isn’t even trying to be fair.