pussyenvyfetish:

Even though I’ll never know what having a penis feels like, I don’t really miss it.

There’s many advantages to not having a penis. I’ll never get it caught in the fly of my pants. I don’t have to worry about getting hit in the balls. And I’m sure walking is more comfortable without all that junk in the way.

So you boys can have your penises. I’m perfectly happy not having one.

pussyenvyfetish:

I remember this one time when I was giving a blowjob, I was sucking on this guy’s balls, but I did it a little too hard and he was in pain for half an hour.

I’m so glad I don’t have that problem. You can lick and suck my crotch however you want, it’s never going to put me in excruciating pain.

That’s why being a girl is better.

pussyenvyfetish:

Go on, put it inside me!

I feel so lucky to have a vagina. It’s a big hole, big enough to pass a baby, so I can easily fit your whole hand inside me. Guys don’t get to do that.

When I feel your hand filling me up from the inside, that’s when I feel really lucky that God made me a girl and not a boy.

pussyenvyfetish:

I don’t know how you boys walk with your penises dangling down in that area.

Look at how much space I have at my crotch. I never have to tuck or adjust or move things out of the way or anything.

Not only do you boys have to carry all that shit, your hips are narrower than girls’ hips, so there’s even less room for all your junk!

I’m glad I don’t have a penis. Looks like it’s more trouble than it’s worth.

pussyenvyfetish:

What does getting hit in the nuts feel like? Does it burn? Sting?

See, I’d have no idea, because I don’t have to deal with that problem. I don’t have balls, so not only will I never get hit in them, I can’t even imagine what it would feel like.

Lucky me, huh?

pussyenvyfetish:

Soccer practice starts pretty soon, I wonder which cup I should wear?

Oh yeah, I don’t have to wear one! Because I don’t have balls like you do.

I still think it’s funny nature gave you a weak spot so painful, it takes you down with one hit. What an awful design.

pussyenvyfetish:

You boys don’t have this hole, do you?

I feel sorry you don’t get to know how good it feels to have it fucked and stretched open. Being filled up from the inside is the best feeling in the world, and you can’t do it because you don’t have one of these.