I don’t know how you boys walk with your penises dangling down in that area.

Look at how much space I have at my crotch. I never have to tuck or adjust or move things out of the way or anything.

Not only do you boys have to carry all that shit, your hips are narrower than girls’ hips, so there’s even less room for all your junk!

I’m glad I don’t have a penis. Looks like it’s more trouble than it’s worth.