I had to put on some lotion, so I just plopped down on this ledge without a care in the world.

I just realized that if I had balls, I might have just severely injured myself. My whole body weight would have jammed them right into this ledge corner. Or what if I sat on the tip of my dick and pinched it against the stone? Hell, maybe the wedge would have split my balls apart, one going up, one going down!

It seems like that would hurt like hell….

Oh well, who cares! I don’t have balls and I never will, so why even bother thinking about it?