Shocked by his size

It’s impressive, but how the hell are you supposed to walk with this thing? It hangs out the bottom of your shorts; you can’t even wear shorter or tighter shorts, can you?

Don’t get me wrong, your penis is fun to play with, but I’m sure as hell glad I don’t have one. I get the best deal because I can play with it and get enjoyment out of it, without having the burden of carrying it everywhere.