Jeans Facesitting

I bet you wish you could hit me in the nuts, don’t you? You can see my crotch is all exposed, sitting right there on your face. If I was a guy I’d be so vulnerable in this position.

But I’m a girl! We don’t have nuts, so this isn’t painful for us at all. You can squirm, bang your head against my crotch and it won’t hurt me.

Does it make you sad that I can do this but you can’t? I’m sure that must make you jealous.