I don’t have a penis, but why the hell would I want one? Sure I could pee standing up, but it’s not worth the cost of having it dangling in the way all the time. And those balls? Forget it. You gets get even tapped there once and you’re on the ground crying. Why would I want that?

You ever hear the saying less is more? When it comes to genitals, that’s definitely the case. I’m not the one missing something; you’re the one carrying a burden.