pussyenvyfetish:

I’ll admit it, sometimes I wonder what it’s like to have a penis. You have one, I don’t. I get it.

But that doesn’t mean I’m missing out. Sure, I can’t have a boner and pee standing up, but I have a vagina, I can do things you can’t.

I don’t see how me not having a penis is any worse than you not having a vagina. You’re missing out on things too.