By Ura Pechen

I get it, you get a big strong cock and I don’t. I can’t carry stuff with my boner like you can, or pee standing up.

But is it worth the cost? Your balls are so sensitive you’re down in a single hit. And your penis hangs right between your legs, that can’t be comfortable.

Us girls can hit our crotch on anything and it doesn’t hurt. Doesn’t that make you jealous?