All us girls can take smacks to the crotch without any problem.

But you’re a boy, you can’t even take a light hit to your crotch! One little hit and you’re down.

God, what’s wrong with you? We can all handle being smacked on the crotch again and again, over and over, all day long. Why can’t you even take one hit? Are you like diseased or something?

Seriously, this is like a basic thing that we can all handle, but you can’t. How do you even function? God, it’s like you’re handicapped.

Really? You have to wear protection just to do sports? That’s so pathetic! Wow, your balls are so weak, they need armor for you to even function.

How sad.