Since I’m a girl, you’ll never be able to hit me in the balls. Ever. You can never cause that pain to me, because I don’t even have balls.
Meanwhile, it’s just so easy for me to reach over and smack your balls, putting you in horrible pain. Even the slightest tap and you’re curled on the ground in pain. I just can’t believe how easy it is.
See, my body was smart, it didn’t give me a horrible weakness like yours did.
That’s why girls are better than boys.