I don’t mind not having a penis.

I can’t pee standing up or aim my pee, but I also don’t have balls as a weakness. I may never know what having a boner feels like, but I get to know what it feels like to fit a whole fist inside me, even two fists on a good day.

I actually prefer not having a penis. We can do tons of things you guys can’t. When you really look at it, I think it’s us girls that have the advantage.