“Ah, ah, ah,” Stacey says to the man on the floor, “remember, no touching unless I tell you it’s okay.”

He nods and says “yes” in a trembling voice.

“Also, remember,” she continues, "if you’re close enough to touch me, I’m close enough to kick you in the balls.“

He nods at that line, too, and moans quietly as he holds onto his testicles and tries to ride out the pain.

I love the idea of a girl watching a man as he experiences testicular pain. I imagine her laughing at his misfortune. It must be the greatest feeling of superiority, watching someone suffer in a way you’ll never have to.