Women showing men why being female is superior
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Girls are so lucky they never have to experience getting hit in the balls. It’s one of the most painful experiences imaginable, maybe even the most painful, and they are completely and permanently spared from that pain.
If I was a girl, I would smack myself in the crotch and feel lucky every day.
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One of the nice things about having no penis is bathing suits fit perfectly. No jamming things where they don’t fit, no unsightly lump.
Push a dildo in me! Come and see my cunt wide open! Click here!
I’m jealous of what girls are able to fit in their bodies.
For a girl, her vagina is the biggest hole in her body, but for a guy, his penis is not his biggest appendage. The parts are not equal; they give more abilities to girls, but not for guys.
That’s so unfair. I wish my private parts let me do something I otherwise wouldn’t be able to. And peeing standing up doesn’t count, girls can do that too.
If I was a girl for a day, I’d do things I can’t do as a guy.
Without balls, I would straddle all kinds of shit, just to enjoy how it doesn’t hurt. I’d probably spend half an hour just slapping myself on the crotch, giggling over how it doesn’t hurt. I’d wear tight shorts, cross my legs, walk real sexy.
Then I’d see what it feels like inserting something into my vagina for the first time. That would feel fucking amazing. I’d push things in deep and giggle when I see it poke through my belly. Then I’d want to see what’s the biggest thing I could fit inside me. I have a bigger hole than I did before as a man, why not take it to the limit?
God I wish I was a girl.
MASHA, BY CORRADO DALCO
“So this is what it’s like having no penis.
….you know, this isn’t so bad. It’s kinda nice not having dead weight just hanging in the way there. I could get used to this…”
