I’m jealous of what girls are able to fit in their bodies.
For a girl, her vagina is the biggest hole in her body, but for a guy, his penis is not his biggest appendage. The parts are not equal; they give more abilities to girls, but not for guys.
That’s so unfair. I wish my private parts let me do something I otherwise wouldn’t be able to. And peeing standing up doesn’t count, girls can do that too.