If I was a girl for a day, I’d do things I can’t do as a guy.
Without balls, I would straddle all kinds of shit, just to enjoy how it doesn’t hurt. I’d probably spend half an hour just slapping myself on the crotch, giggling over how it doesn’t hurt. I’d wear tight shorts, cross my legs, walk real sexy.
Then I’d see what it feels like inserting something into my vagina for the first time. That would feel fucking amazing. I’d push things in deep and giggle when I see it poke through my belly. Then I’d want to see what’s the biggest thing I could fit inside me. I have a bigger hole than I did before as a man, why not take it to the limit?
God I wish I was a girl.