pussyenvyfetish: I love straddling things. It draws so much attention to how I have have no penis or balls. Having a nice flat crotch lets me do all kinds of things guys can’t. It must be so inconvenient for guys with long dicks. I can’t imagine what it’d be like to have a hose dangling …

pussyenvyfetish: I’m so glad I was born without nuts! I can just get away with doing all kinds of things you boys can’t do. I’m not careful about my crotch at all; I straddle things without even thinking about it, I let things hit me there all the time, but none of it ever bothers …

pussyenvyfetish: You poor boys…. you can’t do this. Your floppy penis and balls prevent you from doing anything fun with your crotch. You can’t straddle or freely spread your legs or let anything smack you there. God, it must be such a pain to deal with having a weak spot all the time.

pussyenvyfetish: Us girls are so lucky to be able to hit our crotch on things without any pain at all. For guys, it’s like they can’t even let anything touch their crotch. They constantly have to worry about it and protect it so it doesn’t get hurt.

pussyenvyfetish: For girls, their crotch is just like another joint. It doesn’t hurt to wedge things into it, just like it doesn’t hurt to wedge something into your armpit, elbow, or knee. But for guys, it’s a special weakness. They have to protect it, avoid letting things hit it, because if they slip up for …

pussyenvyfetish: Girls have many abilities guys don’t. One of the best is the ability to straddle things as hard as they like. Not only does it not hurt, it’s actually kind of pleasurable.

pussyenvyfetish: I love sliding my smooth crotch across the cool surface of that pillow. It’s so tight, so close against my skin, I love it. I’m so thankful I have a flat, sensitive crotch, I don’t know how you guys deal with all that junk in the way.