pussyenvyfetish: nice-pooper: Nice-Pooper (_._) Some girls are jealous that boys get penises and they don’t. Me? I’m actually kinda glad I don’t have one. Not having balls as a weakness is a big plus. Having a smooth crotch with nothing in the way seems so much more natural and logical. Plus, it’s fun having a …

pussyenvyfetish: Without a penis, I never have to worry about it dangling anywhere. Without balls, I never have to worry about sitting on them or twisting them or them sticking to my leg. It’s time to accept the truth; female bodies are better than male bodies.

pussyenvyfetish: One of my favorite things about not having a penis is being able to wear tight swimsuits. It’s such a sensual feeling having that tight swimsuit squeeze every inch of my body. I especially love how tight and form-fitting it is around the crotch. I’m so glad I was born female!

pussyenvyfetish: Boys brag all the time about how they can pee standing up, but one ability I’m thankful for as a girl is the ability to straddle things however I want. I can plop down without having to worry about a thing. Boys either can’t do it at all, or they have to carefully adjust …

pussyenvyfetish: You boys are pathetic.  Your body is so weak, it can be taken down with one hit to the right spot. How could you have such a bad design? Your bodies are obviously inferior. Watch me pull this rope right into my crotch. It doesn’t hurt me at all, it actually feels good. Can …

pussyenvyfetish: Would this hurt your nuts? Of course it would. It would jam between them, separate them, and cause a deep, internal pain, wouldn’t it? Not that I would know, I’ve never experienced that pain in my life! I’m so lucky that I’ll never have to.

pussyenvyfetish: See how I don’t have a penis or balls? That’s what lets me straddle things without any pain or discomfort whatsoever. There’s plenty of advantages to being a girl! That’s what people don’t realize.