I’m so glad I was born without nuts!

I can just get away with doing all kinds of things you boys can’t do. I’m not careful about my crotch at all; I straddle things without even thinking about it, I let things hit me there all the time, but none of it ever bothers me.

Same thing with not having a penis. I press my crotch onto things all the time, in ways where a penis would get in the way.

I’m just glad I can be free and careless with my crotch, not careful and guarded like you boys have to be.