Her: Sex is sort of like food.

Him: How so?

Her: A pussy is a donut, a beautiful thing with a hole. It’s tempting and a little sinful. 

Him: (looks at her body, up and down) Makes sense to me.

Her: (catches him looking at her breasts) And boobs are melons, big, round and juicy. (winks at him) On some girls, at least.

Him: On some girls…

Her: And a dick is a piece of meat–a sausage, obviously–and is sinful in its own right. 

Him: What about balls?

Her: Oh, balls are eggs (hammers her fist down on his testicles).

Him: (goes bug-eyed, shakes and sputters in pain)

Her: (smiling) They’re so easy to break!