Her: Sex is sort of like food.
Him: How so?
Her: A pussy is a donut, a beautiful thing with a hole. It’s tempting and a little sinful.
Him: (looks at her body, up and down) Makes sense to me.
Her: (catches him looking at her breasts) And boobs are melons, big, round and juicy. (winks at him) On some girls, at least.
Him: On some girls…
Her: And a dick is a piece of meat–a sausage, obviously–and is sinful in its own right.
Him: What about balls?
Her: Oh, balls are eggs (hammers her fist down on his testicles).
Him: (goes bug-eyed, shakes and sputters in pain)
Her: (smiling) They’re so easy to break!