That silly little penis thing of yours keeps getting between my knee and it’s target.  I’ll hold it up for now, but we’re going to have to remedy that permanently, very soon

God, look at how disgusting that penis thing is, just dangling in the way all the time. So uncivilized. And those balls too, theyre such a weak spot, it doesn’t even make sense.

Isn’t my crotch superior? Smooth, flat, and elegant, nothing dangling in the way, and definitely no weak spot. Don’t you wish you could have a crotch like mine?

I guess you were just unlucky to be born male. Too bad for you. Now get ready to accept your punishment…