I like to imagine that everyone has an itch deep inside them, deep inside their belly. Girls have a vagina, so we’re able to reach inside ourselves and scratch that itch. That’s why our orgasms are so intense and satisfying, because that itch is finally being released.

But with men, they don’t have a vagina, so they have no way to scratch that itch. It’s like hell, they keep trying but they’re never satisfied. No matter what they do, the itch is still there. That’s why they’re so horny all the time, the itch is never satisfied. And when they come it’s short and unsatisfying, and soon after they feel the need to have sex again.