Once, my boyfriend pulled his zipper up too fast and got the tip of his penis stuck in his zipper.
It was so bad, he had to go to the hospital, the skin was losing circulation. They had to cut his skin, then reattach it afterwards.
Watching him in such pain that day, I felt so lucky I didn’t have a penis. I feel bad saying this, but it actually made me a little horny. Never before did it feel so good to be female. I remember rubbing my legs together and feeling nothing but smooth soft skin, no penis.
I remember going to the bathroom, looking at my flat crotch, and whispering thank you to God, to mother nature, to whoever made it so I didn’t have anything there that could cause me such pain.