It sounds strange to say, but I’m so glad I don’t have a penis. I may never know what having one feels like, and I may not be able to pee standing up, but it also doesn’t hurt me to get hit in the crotch, I can wear underwear comfortably and walk comfortably, and my vagina lets me fit things inside that I wouldn’t be able to otherwise. I’m proud to have no penis, and I wouldn’t want it any other way.