I might not be able to pee standing up, or get a boner, or fuck a woman, but you know what?

Fuck you.

I’ve never wanted to, never had to.

You think you’re so great because you have a penis, you try to rub it in our faces how great it is, but the whole time, you don’t realize what we have that you don’t.

I ought to kick you in the balls next time you say boys are better than girls. That’d make you realize your disadvantages real quick, wouldn’t it?