Hey cousin, in school they just taught us that boys have these things called penises sticking out from their crotch. They said it’s like a little sausage, and there are two balls hanging from it too.
I thought that was ridiculous. How would it make sense to carry all that between your legs? The legs need room to move past another; there should be space at your crotch so you can sit comfortably without having to sit on your private parts.
So is it true? Do you have one of those?