I get it, I don’t have a penis, you can pee standing up and I can’t, big whoop.

How about you try taking a kick to the groin? Why don’t you try riding a horse bareback? Why don’t you try fitting into skintight jeans? Not so easy with those penis and balls hanging there, huh?

There’s plenty of things us girls can do that you can’t. So quit your bragging, you’re not better than us because you have something we don’t. We have things you don’t have too.