What, did it hurt when I kicked you in the crotch just now?

Aww, you poor baby, you wanna run home crying to mama?

You think that’s fighting dirty? Hey, it’s not my fault you were born with such a terrible weak spot. Blame God, blame Mother nature, blame whoever gave you those pathetic testicles. Don’t blame me, I was just trying to win the wrestling match.

If it’s such a weakness, why don’t you just get rid of ‘em? They obviously aren’t helping you when you need it the most.

You’re worried you won’t get enough testosterone? Hello, I’m standing right here in front of you, I’ve never had balls and clearly I don’t have any trouble beating the shit out of you.

So fuck you; I got a strong crotch, you didn’t, deal with it.