pussyenvyfetish:

You think that because I don’t have a penis I’m weak?

You think that because I don’t have a penis you’re better than me?

Listen buddy, I may not have a penis, but I’m every bit as good as you are. I may not be able to do some things you can do, like pee standing up, but there’s plenty of things I can do that you can’t.

Can you take a hit to the crotch without being fazed? Can your body swallow a hand all at once without pain?

Didn’t think so.