Hey sweetie, what does getting hit in the balls feel like?

I’ve always wanted to know. It looks so painful.

What do you mean the pain radiates up into your belly? Your testicles got hit, how does it hurt all the way up there?

What’s the character of the pain? Is it burning, stinging, aching? What do you mean it’s hard to describe? You mean the pain is so unique it’s hard to put into words?

Babe, I don’t think you’re trying hard enough. How about I hit you in the balls right now? Maybe then you’ll find the words to describe how it feels….