I used to make fun of my cousin for being a girl when we were growing up.

I used to tease her about not having a penis and having to pee sitting down.

When she grew older, she started dabbling in the dark art of witchcraft.

I never understood why she turned to witchcraft until today.

That witch swapped our bodies.

Now I’m the one who has to pee sitting down.

And who knows what she’s doing with my dick. Probably writing her name in the snow.

Shit, there has to be a way to aim without a penis.

I just need to figure out …… 

Who am I kidding… There is nothing to aim!