I wonder why boys feel the need to brag about being able to pee standing up. Why complicate such a simple task? Look at how easy this is. Why should I bother aiming a penis when I can pee just fine without one?

Boys, do you ever play your shooter games with auto-aim off?

What’s the sense in that?

I’d rather have my pee aiming the same direction every time rather than having to guess and re-adjust a split second after the pee starts coming out.