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I don’t have a penis or balls; I can slide my flat crotch along anything and it feels great.
Don’t you wish you could do that?
One of the nice things about having no penis is I can wear anything.
Guys, there’s certain things you just can’t wear because your penis gets in the way. Panties, tight jeans, there’s just no room for your penis.
That’s not a problem for us.
One of the nice things about having no penis is how smooth my skin is down there. Seriously, I think my crotch has the smoothest skin on my body.
As a girl, I love how smooth and flat my crotch is compared to how irregular guys are. Theirs are lumpy and weird, with things hanging all over the place. Ours is nice and flat, with nothing in the way of our legs.
I think we have the much better design, don’t you?
Young lady.. doesn’t get much sweeter: )
Apparently, opening their legs is a scary thing for guys. It involves a level of trust because it exposes their balls.
It’s not a problem for us girls though because we don’t have balls. We don’t have to be scared of anything.
As a girl, I feel so lucky I don’t have balls.
From what all my guy friends tell me, being hit there hurts like hell. I never have to experience that though! Lucky me, huh?
Brooke Eva
What boys don’t understand is: having no penis is better than you think.
Think about it guys. If it’s so terrible, how is it that us girls are just fine? It’s because a penis isn’t that important.
When I was little, I thought there was something wrong with me because I didn’t have a penis. I was raised with three step brothers, so this was understandable.
But now that I’m grown up, I’m really glad I don’t have one. Looking back, when they all had fights, it was basically a contest to see who could hit the other in the balls first. As soon as that happened, the fight was over. That’s how vulnerable balls are, and I learned that quickly.
I may not be able to pee standing up. But having no penis has so many advantages, it’s worth it.
I’m glad I have no penis.
You think I’d want something dangling in the way between my legs? That’s such a terrible place for an appendage. I don’t care if it lets me pee standing up, it’s not even worth it.
I’m going to kick some boys really hard in the nuts today. And since I don’t have balls, they can’t do anything to me.
I love being a woman
Why do guys think their penis is so important?
Us girls get along just fine without one. We live our whole lives without one, so why do guys feel like it’s so important to have one?
Face it guys: it’s not that important. You think that because you have one, you’re so special. But you’re not. Having no penis is not as big a deal as you think it is.