One of the nice things about having no penis is how smooth my skin is down there. Seriously, I think my crotch has the smoothest skin on my body.

As a girl, I love how smooth and flat my crotch is compared to how irregular guys are. Theirs are lumpy and weird, with things hanging all over the place. Ours is nice and flat, with nothing in the way of our legs.

I think we have the much better design, don’t you?