Heidi from Hegre-Art
My crotch is much better designed than yours.
There’s no vulnerable balls that can cause me so much pain that they’ll bring me down in one hit. There’s no scrotum that gets stuck to my leg.
There’s no penis that gets in the way of my legs when I walk, or causes bulges in my underwear and pants, or gives me awkward boners.
Only tight, smooth, flat skin. And that’s exactly what makes sense with all that movement in the legs and hips. No dead weight hanging in the way. No weakness.
She’s able to swallow a fire extinguisher into her body.
What’s the biggest thing you’ve ever fit in your body all at once? A big pill? How pathetic.
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Men can never do this, they only have one hole to work with.
When’s the last time you used an ability you only had because of your gender?
It’s probably the last time you peed standing up.
Now look at what women are able to do. They’re able to fit all that in their bodies, and it’s all thanks to their vagina. Doesn’t peeing standing up seem pitiful by comparison?
menu: $20 bottle whore
When it comes to swallowing objects into the body, the female is vastly superior to the male.
I’m distracting you 🙂
Men can’t do this, they don’t have a hole big enough.
But women can.
Girls are able to do incredible things thanks to having a vagina.
Stuffed so full. Totally expressionless.
The vagina is a supremely talented organ.
Even an average sized woman is able to swallow an entire wine bottle.
When I got turned into a girl, I knew having no balls would mean getting hit in the crotch would hurt less, but I didn’t think it would be this big of a change.
It barely hurts at all. I’m able to withstand even full force slaps right to the crotch.
Girls have no idea how lucky they are.




























