Heidi from Hegre-Art

My crotch is much better designed than yours.

There’s no vulnerable balls that can cause me so much pain that they’ll bring me down in one hit. There’s no scrotum that gets stuck to my leg.

There’s no penis that gets in the way of my legs when I walk, or causes bulges in my underwear and pants, or gives me awkward boners.

Only tight, smooth, flat skin. And that’s exactly what makes sense with all that movement in the legs and hips. No dead weight hanging in the way. No weakness.