If a boy tried to sit like this? He’d crush his balls.
It’s not a problem for me. I’m a girl; I don’t have any.
Guys, what are you doing when you stand up all the time and pull on your pants? Do your penis and balls really have to be adjusted that much?
I can wear skintight pants like this and I never have to adjust even once. I guess that’s the advantage of having no penis and balls to worry about, huh?
Look, she said she’s sorry she kicked you in the balls.
That’s still not enough for you? Fine, she’ll give you a free hit to her crotch. Isn’t that nice of her? Now you can make things even.
Are you happy now?
One of the nice things about being a girl is never having to worry about getting hit in the balls.
Seriously guys, I’ve seen videos of you guys getting hit in the nuts; that shit looks like it hurts like hell. Stuff like that makes me SO glad to be female.
We don’t have to wear a cup when we play soccer.
We don’t have nuts, so there’s really nothing down there that can get injured from a flying ball.
I feel so sorry for you guys; getting hit in the balls looks like it hurts so bad.
Doesn’t that make you the slightest bit jealous of girls?
Gracie in White Stockings at MPL Studios
Hey guys, what does getting hit in the balls feel like?
I would have absolutely no idea…..
When us girls play sports, we don’t have to wear a jock strap.
We don’t need support down there; there’s nothing down there that needs supporting. We don’t have to worry about shit flying all over the place when we run.
Just the idea of a jock strap is hilarious to me.
You guys need extra support down there just to run? Isn’t running like, one of the most basic things a human should be able to do without assistance?
It’s amazing how bad your body’s design is. It’s not just bad, it’s pathetically bad.
Diana F in White On White at Erotic Beauty
Want to see me swallow this apple whole?
Since I’m a girl, I can do it. You boys would struggle with it though….
Have you been walking around ALL DAY with it stuffed to the left like that?
I’m sorry….. that’s got to be so uncomfortable. I never realized these things you guys have to go through….