Guys, it can’t be easy having to stuff that in your pants for your whole life.
Doesn’t it get uncomfortable?
Are you jealous that I have no penis?
I can wear skintight panties that fit me perfectly. I don’t have to adjust or tuck anything when I walk.
Don’t you wish you could be a girl for a day?
Wednesday every day of the week.
You boys have to have been jealous of girls at least once.
What about the last time you got hit in the nuts? Don’t you wish you were a girl then?
I can bounce up and down on this girl’s face and it doesn’t hurt me one bit, because I don’t have balls.
Hey guys, when’s the last time you were jealous of girls?
How about the last time you wore tight pants or briefs? Was it uncomfortable having to jam your penis in a tight space? You know us girls don’t have that problem; does that make you envious of us?
When I see guys get hit in the nuts really hard, I’m kind of curious what it feels like, but at the same time, I’m kind of not.
When I see a guy in that much pain, it really just makes me glad I don’t have balls.
Are you guys ever curious about what it would be like to be a girl?
Try to imagine what it would be like to have no penis. Think about that flatness, that smooth skin. What would that be like?
This is the view that girls get to enjoy.
Girls don’t have to worry about a penis when they walk. Their legs just glide past one another.
They don’t have to worry about finding room for a penis when they put on panties or jeans. They can just slide them right on.
I could seriously skate like this and I would have no problem.
I can cross my legs, twist, turn, do whatever; since I don’t have a penis and balls, my legs are free to move however I wish.