Yes please
To all the boys who made fun of me for not having a penis and not being able to pee standing up:
I’m pretty damn glad I don’t have a penis right about now.
Let’s see you in this same position and see how you handle it.
“99, 98, 97… Oh, you yelped, that means I have to start over. 200, 199, 198…”
Gosh would you look at that, not even a flinch.
It really barely hurts girls at all, doesn’t it?
“Go on, tell me you don’t deserve this. I love punishing liars.”
I find it so delicious how a hit that causes such excruciating pain to boys causes so little pain (and sometimes even pleasure) to girls.
I’ll tell you what, God doesn’t play fair.
It’s easy to surf naked when you don’t have to worry about a penis a balls flopping everywhere.
There is no better feeling when a big dildo gaping my pussy! Click Here to see!
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One of the great things about being a girl is we get this amazing hole that can seems like it can swallow just about anything.
It’s designed to give birth, so it can stretch to truly incredible proportions, allowing us to fit things inside our body that a man could never dream of doing.
I already thought having no balls was enough of a bonus. Apparently God thought that wasn’t enough, so he gave us even more talents that boys don’t have.
Sucks for you boys, knowing girls get to experience all these things you can’t….
Ummm please do this to me
It’s so nice not having balls.
It must be so humiliating for him to tap and tap and tap her crotch over and over again and see it do nothing, all the while knowing a single tap to his crotch would send him reeling.
Isn’t it obvious that girls are the stronger sex? Just look at who has a weak spot and who doesn’t.
One of the great things about having no balls is you can ride your crotch on anything as hard as you want and it’s not going to hurt.
You boys think you’re so great because you have a penis.
Please.
Do you know how nice it is not having balls? Do you know how good it feels to swallow something in your vagina?
You boys really have no idea what you’re missing.
Being able to swallow something into their body like this is something boys will never be able to do.