One of the great things about being a girl is we get this amazing hole that can seems like it can swallow just about anything.
It’s designed to give birth, so it can stretch to truly incredible proportions, allowing us to fit things inside our body that a man could never dream of doing.
I already thought having no balls was enough of a bonus. Apparently God thought that wasn’t enough, so he gave us even more talents that boys don’t have.
Sucks for you boys, knowing girls get to experience all these things you can’t….