pussyenvyfetish: Guys, imagine if there were some dangly bits in your armpit. You’d have to adjust it every time you move your arm, and if it gets hit it’s extremely painful. No one would want that, right? So why would anyone want a penis and balls? It’s the same thing except between the legs. Just …

pussyenvyfetish: joeslibrary: Oh the perverted thoughts….. A penis is such a bad design. Why would you have a long dangly thing hanging there in the way between your legs? It doesn’t make sense, it just gets in the way and is uncomfortable every time you move. I’m so glad I don’t have to have one.

pussyenvyfetish: Once, my boyfriend and I were cuddling naked in a hammock, him on the bottom, me on top. We were horsing around and the hammock flipped over. Unfortunately for him, his nuts got twisted up in the net, and when it flipped upside down, he was caught hanging from his nuts. Let me tell …

pussyenvyfetish: Guys, imagine a life where you never, ever have to feel the pain of getting hit in the nuts. Wouldn’t that be nice? People know that’s what a girl’s life is like, but they don’t really focus on it or give it extended thought. But it’s a big deal: girls don’t have to feel …

pussyenvyfetish: Guys get so insecure about their cock size, thinking they need a giant one to feel like a man, yet girls are perfectly happy with no cock at all. Guys are subconsciously entered into a competition of who’s the biggest, by both guys and girls, over something they don’t even have control over. I’d …

pussyenvyfetish: Women’s bodies are just so beautiful. It makes so much more sense to have a flat crotch than to have a penis and balls hanging there. Why would you put dangling, soft, sensitive bits right there of all places? The female body is just a much better design.