pussyenvyfetish: “If you were a guy, how long would your dick be?” “I don’t know! I guess 10 inches would be nice haha, if I have to have one it must as well be big, right? But I’d only want it for a day or so, just to see how it feels, I don’t want …
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pussyenvyfetish: That feeling of guilt when you accidentally hit a guy in the nuts, and you have no idea how much it hurts because you’ve never had to experience it, and even though you feel sorry for him, secretly you feel really lucky you don’t have balls.
pussyenvyfetish: I wonder what it must be like to be a girl. She has no idea what getting hit in the balls feels like. She doesn’t know how severe the pain is, how it literally makes it feel like your world is ending. She doesn’t know that horrible ache in the balls, and how it …
pussyenvyfetish: He gazed transfixed upon his new female body. The last thing he remembered, he was searching for the legendary magic genie. He fell into a deep crevice and crushed his balls hard against a rocky ridge. The fall was so great that it ruptured both testicles. He was in such great pain, he was …
pussyenvyfetish: You know, boxers are supposed to be for guys, but really I think they’re more comfortable for girls. The tip of the dick just dangles and chafes everywhere, and that’s the most sensitive part of the penis. It’s like rubbing sandpaper on your clit. Really, every underwear is more comfortable for girls. It’s just …
pussyenvyfetish: You think that’s a cold shock? She doesn’t have to experience ice cold water hitting your balls. Now THAT fucking stings. She’s so lucky she doesn’t have balls, it would be ten times worse.
pussyenvyfetish: “I’m so glad I don’t have a penis. It must be annoying to carry that around your whole life.”
pussyenvyfetish: Boys: their penis shrinks in the cold and it’s embarrassing. Girls: don’t have that problem.
pussyenvyfetish: This is what a superior crotch looks like. It doesn’t two balls dangling as an extreme liability. It doesn’t have a penis that gets in the way of walking. It’s smooth, elegant, and streamlined, like a functional joint should be.
pussyenvyfetish: jessiemic: Jessiemic – Happy 2016!!!! This is where you guys have balls, right? This area right here at the bottom of the crotch. Isn’t it stressful having such a vulnerable spot there? And everyone knows it’s your weak spot too. I’m so happy that I don’t have balls.