pussyenvyfetish: Even though I’ll never know what having a penis feels like, I don’t really miss it. There’s many advantages to not having a penis. I’ll never get it caught in the fly of my pants. I don’t have to worry about getting hit in the balls. And I’m sure walking is more comfortable without …

pussyenvyfetish: I remember this one time when I was giving a blowjob, I was sucking on this guy’s balls, but I did it a little too hard and he was in pain for half an hour. I’m so glad I don’t have that problem. You can lick and suck my crotch however you want, it’s …

pussyenvyfetish: What does getting hit in the nuts feel like? Does it burn? Sting? See, I’d have no idea, because I don’t have to deal with that problem. I don’t have balls, so not only will I never get hit in them, I can’t even imagine what it would feel like. Lucky me, huh?

pussyenvyfetish: Soccer practice starts pretty soon, I wonder which cup I should wear? Oh yeah, I don’t have to wear one! Because I don’t have balls like you do. I still think it’s funny nature gave you a weak spot so painful, it takes you down with one hit. What an awful design.

pussyenvyfetish: You boys don’t have this hole, do you? I feel sorry you don’t get to know how good it feels to have it fucked and stretched open. Being filled up from the inside is the best feeling in the world, and you can’t do it because you don’t have one of these.

pussyenvyfetish: itscyberskins: Stretch and spread it girl You boys think having a penis is so great. Well let me tell you I’m doing perfectly fine without one. I have a flat crotch that’s always smooth and comfortable, nothing ugly dangling around.