pussyenvyfetish: Girls bodies are more streamlined. They don’t have a penis randomly jutting out from the crotch. They don’t have balls randomly hanging there. Everything is smooth and orderly and logical.

pussyenvyfetish: When I was a girl and learned boys had penises, I thought I was missing something. I didn’t understand why they got something I didn’t. But as time went on, I realize it really doesn’t make sense to have a penis. I need my crotch to sit; why would I want something hanging in …

pussyenvyfetish: I was installing a new shower curtain when I slipped and straddled the tub. Yeah it wasn’t comfortable, but it wasn’t horrible either. All I could think about is how much worse it would have been if I was a boy. Let me tell you, I’ve never felt so lucky to be a girl …

pussyenvyfetish: “Being a boy is great! I’m so glad I get to have a penis!” I know that’s what you boys are thinking on the inside. But did you ever stop and think about the disadvantages? For example, you can’t straddle anything. For guys with big dicks, they can’t even sit without adjusting or discomfort. …

pussyenvyfetish: madsexontop: Table manners….Mr Madness @madsexontop I once saw this skater boy wipe out and straddle a pole. He was in so much pain, they actually had to take him to a hospital to be given pain medicine and to check for rupture. Meanwhile as a girl, it doesn’t hurt me at all. It actually …

pussyenvyfetish: coreha: news4vip_1448812410_601.jpg (JPEG 画像, 667×1000 px) – 表示倍率 (92%) Well look who’s jealous now. All those years, you thought you were better than girls because you get to have a penis. But look at what we can do that you can’t. As long as you have balls, you will never be able to do …

pussyenvyfetish: I just hit you in the nuts. You still think it’s great being a guy? You still want to brag about peeing standing up? Look at what I can do, I can straddle this without pain, even bounce up and down no problem. Who’s jealous now?