pussyenvyfetish:

“Being a boy is great! I’m so glad I get to have a penis!”

I know that’s what you boys are thinking on the inside. But did you ever stop and think about the disadvantages? For example, you can’t straddle anything. For guys with big dicks, they can’t even sit without adjusting or discomfort.

As a girl, I can straddle or sit however I like with no concerns. Aren’t you jealous?