pussyenvyfetish: Have you been walking around ALL DAY with it stuffed to the left like that? I’m sorry….. that’s got to be so uncomfortable. I never realized these things you guys have to go through….

pussyenvyfetish: Being female is unquestionably superior to being male. Don’t believe me? All it takes is a kick to the crotch to prove it. Girls are going to be fine. Boys? Not so much.

pussyenvyfetish: I like having a female body. I may not be able to pee standing up, but considering I don’t have to worry about protecting a pair of balls, I think it’s well worth the tradeoff.

pussyenvyfetish: Balls are hilarious. They bring even the strongest man down with one hit. It’s like building a giant fortress, but it all comes tumbling down if you hit the right brick. I’m so happy I’m female. My body may not be as big and strong as yours, but it’s much better designed.