pussyenvyfetish: Are you guys ever curious about what it would be like to be a girl? Try to imagine what it would be like to have no penis. Think about that flatness, that smooth skin. What would that be like?

pussyenvyfetish: We don’t have to wear a cup when we play soccer. We don’t have nuts, so there’s really nothing down there that can get injured from a flying ball. I feel so sorry for you guys; getting hit in the balls looks like it hurts so bad. Doesn’t that make you the slightest bit …

pussyenvyfetish: One of the nice things about being a girl is never having to worry about getting hit in the balls. Seriously guys, I’ve seen videos of you guys getting hit in the nuts; that shit looks like it hurts like hell. Stuff like that makes me SO glad to be female.

pussyenvyfetish: Look, she said she’s sorry she kicked you in the balls.  That’s still not enough for you? Fine, she’ll give you a free hit to her crotch. Isn’t that nice of her? Now you can make things even. Are you happy now?

pussyenvyfetish: Guys, what are you doing when you stand up all the time and pull on your pants? Do your penis and balls really have to be adjusted that much? I can wear skintight pants like this and I never have to adjust even once. I guess that’s the advantage of having no penis and …

pussyenvyfetish: Just the idea of a jock strap is hilarious to me. You guys need extra support down there just to run? Isn’t running like, one of the most basic things a human should be able to do without assistance? It’s amazing how bad your body’s design is. It’s not just bad, it’s pathetically bad.

pussyenvyfetish: When us girls play sports, we don’t have to wear a jock strap. We don’t need support down there; there’s nothing down there that needs supporting. We don’t have to worry about shit flying all over the place when we run.

pussyenvyfetish: sindymet: Georgia in Barisa at MetArt No balls here! You can smack me as hard as you want, as long as you want, I will never feel the pain you feel when I give you one eensy-weensy tap on your balls. Isn’t life so unfair?