So I have no cock. What’s the big deal? You boys think it must be so awful to live without a cock, but really, it’s not that bad. True, I have to sit down to pee, but pretty much everything else is better. For one thing, I’ll never have to get hit in the nuts. I don’t even know what it feels like. I can’t even imagine it. My mind is completely untainted by that pain. Also, I have an amazing vagina that lets me fit all kinds of things inside my body, and tickle me in places you boys can’t even reach. I get to feel sensations you don’t get to feel. So don’t you go feeling sorry for me; if anything, I should feel sorry for you.