She didn’t invite you over after work for a glass of wine to have conversation Einstein. She invited you over because she heard you have a massively THICK dick and she could use a good stretching. So, move to the OTHER side of the coffee table now and nibble on her naughty bits a while to warm her up for that fat fucker of yours. Give her the GIRTH she needs and I bet you’ll be a regular visitor…until you fuck it up by saying something stupid. More fucking, less talking, ok?

One nice thing about being a girl is you can use your crotch as a platform.

Don’t think it didn’t occur to me that I wouldn’t be able to do this if I were a guy. Sometimes it’s nice not having anything in the way down there.